只能用笑表达对他(她)的敬意了_爆笑男女_笑话集-左右键可切换笑话

zhao152234sg · 发表于 2016-9-3 08:24:19

只能用笑表白对他(她)的敬意了

1、女：“还有什么比一个有脑子的高帅富还吸惹人的？”
男：“没头脑的白富美。。。。”
2、我对二货女友埋怨道：“天天早上你一起床就说‘困死了’，叫你做点家务你说‘累死了’，饭做得迟了你说‘饿死了’，乘公交车你说‘挤死了’，打的你又说‘贵死了’……你这一天到晚要死几回啊？”
二货女友垂头丧气地说道：“烦逝世了。”
我：……
3、想了良久，仍是鼓起勇气，给已为人妻的前任打了个电话：“你最近手头是否宽裕，我想…”
“不好心思，非常不宽裕！”
“哦，我就问问，晓得你过得不拮据，我很开心。”
4、我跟女友人是一对吃货，到了夜市真是到了天堂一样：“老婆你吃这个羊肉串好吃”
“老公你吃这个烤腰子补补”
“老婆烤面筋也不错游”
“老公鸡翅你多吃多少个”
四周的食客们都不乐意了：“老板你们吃够了不，还TM做不做生意啊！”
5、“看得出来，你很幸福，你女友真的很爱你。”
“那当然，爱慕吧！”
“嗯，她做梦都在喊你的名字！”看笑话就上：icamtech icamtech glvcd 下一篇：拿儿女取乐的二货老妈上一篇：风趣又有点心酸的生涯发明
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