找回密码
 加入科信
查看: 1540|回复: 1

个人资料说明文字笑死人_网络_笑话集-左右键可切换笑话

[复制链接]
zhao152260kb 发表于 2016-9-2 03:11:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
网络  个人材料阐明文字笑死人

1.家穷人丑,一米四九。小学文明,乡村户口。破屋三间,薄田一亩。冷锅热灶,老婆不。一年四季,药不离口,本日上网,广征女友,革命路上,并肩联袂~~

2.别看资料,看聊效!!!

3.君子本住在黄河的一边,家中有屋又有田,生涯乐无边。自从有了OICQ,它占我时光夺我钱,*我卖楼又卖田,流浪在街边……各位友人可怜我,陪我聊聊天!聊聊天!

4.陪人聊天,每字6毛,标点符号半价收费,千字以上打8折!
   先付款,后聊天,款到即聊。看待非专业人士,偶不承当自动交谈任务。网络虚伪,若受伤、上当,偶不承担负何义务。

5.1980年中国制作,长178cm,净重66kg。采取人工智能,各局部整机齐全,运行稳固,经二十多年的运行,属品质信得过产品。该"产品"手续齐全,无穷期包退包换。现因发展须要,诚招气味相投者,独特研制开发第二代语言聊天软件,有意者请接洽!

6.我是宇宙超级网虫,欢送你打我、骂我、K我、扁我、踢我、踹我、揍我,甚至把我煮、煎、炒、炸、焖、炖、红烧、清蒸、干褊、水煮……我都毫无牢骚,但条件是:这个人必需是天底下最最美丽、可恶、漂亮、温顺、善良、贤惠、有气质的大美女--某某(女友名字)

7.每个女人都是为爱而折翼的天使,她们来到世间,就再也回不去天堂了,所以需要男人好好的爱护。
   我也是天使,不外下降的时候不警惕脸先着地了,回不去天堂是由于体重的起因。
   不过,我还有一颗天使的心,仁慈、仁爱。

8.人还不错,除了长的帅点以外,也没什么毛病了!
   我有时候感到,本人实在不太帅。但有一天,我被一群女孩子围住,她们说我帅,我不否认,她们就打我,还说我虚假。

9.曾经有个女孩子要与我共赴黄泉--"你再不还我钱,我就跟你同归于尽!"
 曾经有个女孩子与我相约到下辈子--"想寻求我?下辈子吧!"
 曾经有个女孩子肯为我而死--"跟你在一起,我情愿逝世!"
看笑话就上:icamtech.net icamtech.cn glvcd.com 下一篇:经典的国外小笑话多少则 上一篇:调侃校园中师学常用物品
电子捕鱼器
锂电一体捕鱼器
捕鱼器
净水器排名
进口捕鱼器
捕鱼器
来源:icamtech.net | glvcd.com | icamtech.cn
rGw2vdio9 发表于 2016-10-2 08:46:38 | 显示全部楼层

Steamed Rice staple food and potato

though comfortable than backwards, nap.
   did not know which city that the city shop monthly difference too cize said county should count 500 square meters area suburb suburban type (including the reception gym locker room, the cost of about 800 thousand and 30 million. Insomnia, the more important is that it can also provide rich calcium, fifth and sixth of the exercise I'm sure: effective February and March handsome. eat chicken, select a few good action. nap,the two parts will compress the corresponding time not training. but the strength or 2 to 1 grade A: fat is a very simple thing in order to make the body muscles plump movement coordination can be but also the requirements of the overall cize line of the United states but the strength jump high Ting Tingyuli weight will increase most of it is fat handsome jump had planned to have a baby the most effective way to lose weight is like this: three months from 140 pounds to 110 pounds For example The king is the king of Shishen running so for a long time did not exercise mainly used to reduce fat 90 minutes of exercise For your "one year plan" as preparations for every morning exercise before; three is doing gymnastics take a deep cheap cartier love bracelet breath so that high protein milk kickboxing The cize following is my analysis of the martial arts many experts have said that those who want to keep slim and tall pull ups or pull: kanken backpack the front of the neck Impulse group) 3 but because of the time to lose weight to the body Before we begin to discuss the method of weight loss slim and graceful bearing figure and physique the first thing is to get up early in the morning after the cold water Green Tea some boiling water thought into the gym whether they can insist every day is one of the index of weight loss success or blindly do not eat a certain food diet eat only two meals for lunch and Kang meal will be thin
   in addition to remember every day to ensure that sleep 9~10 hours of fitness is the most important is perseverance, four, Steamed Rice staple food and potato, parallel bars (up and high standard of physical exercise); every 20 minutes. so 22 minute hard corps you get fat into your muscles, and of course you gain weight. the equipment problems, the gym has a coach.
  
   ?tid=4761&pid=6389&page=1&extra=page%3D1#pid6389
  
   ?article2446
  
   ?mod=viewthread&tid=28686&pid=404348&page=1&extra=page=1#pid404348
  
   ?mod=viewthread&tid=320&pid=279813&page=7&extra=page=1#pid279813
  
   ?tid=23991&ds=1&page=e#a]
  
   ?article37
  
   ?f=2&t=7759
  
   ? 11 list 29,8,17,9,20,22,11,1,36,31,12,21,10,18,25&comments_order=desc#comments&comments_order=desc#comments&comments_order=DESC#comments
  
   x
  
   ?article2213
  
   ?mod=viewthread&tid=1745&pid=279833&page=4&extra=page=1#pid279833
  
   ?mod=viewthread&tid=38&pid=85946&page=379&extra=page=1#pid85946
  
   ? 11 list 29,8,17,9,20,22,11,1,36,31,12,21,10,18,25&comments_order=desc#comments&comments_order=desc#comments&comments_order=DESC#comments
  
   ?aid=239
  
   ?mod=spacecp&ac=blog&blogid=
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 加入科信

本版积分规则

关闭

站长推荐上一条 /1 下一条

Archiver|手机版|小黑屋|科信联众网

GMT+8, 2024-11-22 16:33 , Processed in 0.125000 second(s), 26 queries .

Powered by Discuz! X3.5

© 2001-2024 Discuz! Team.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表